Tracks
(Source: onrepeattttt)
this just made my life
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
(Source: kingjrific)
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you
that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
(Source: kanosyuya)
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
(Source: clavid)
My swanky dress from beneath the robe
Walking back got real disorganized
Notice the tassel? I done graduated!
Aw man, President Rao has authority invested in him